John SelzerJun 20, 20192 minWhen It's RainingRain, rain; go away. Come again another day. Find yourself on the wrong end of a series of ill-fated events or outcomes, and you are...
John SelzerJun 6, 20193 minPlanned ObsolescencePour one out for quality, 'cause it's dead. When pulling back the upper rack of the dishwasher, the last thing you want to hear is the...
John SelzerFeb 1, 20182 minTake a Chance on MeOpportunity might knock, but it first needs a door. Congratulations. You took a chance. A chance on me and on my little corner of the...